Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Re-Designing the Israeli Flag for Hamas' Sensibilities

Hamas is absolutely giddy with victory: 76 seats to Fatah's 42, (which actually translates into this number 5000 Hamas Islamocidal but Uncorrupt Maniacs vs 50 000 armed Fatah militia, corrupt but not willing to actually die, themselves for the cause of Palestine.)

Since Hamas won so big, the leader, that is, the Beloved Leader has since gone on CNN, trustworthy stalwart of Palestinian Spin, and ordered Israel to remove the two blue horizontal stripes that border the top and bottom of the Israeli flag.

In addition, the International Red Cross, in an effort to show its Judenrein tendencies for the Palestinians, has asked that the Magen David be removed from Israeli ambulances.

Well, now, in an effort to succor favor with the new boss of the PA, Israeli leftists in government, academia and the press have designed the new and improved Israeli flag, sure to please everyone! It is a simple, yet elegant design only the French could love and fully appreciate: a white rectangle on a sea of white. A thing of beauty, non?

2 comments:

  1. And this is just the beginning.
    The next step - removing the Israelis from Israel.

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  2. I am sure there will be many State Department types, and academic types and Tony Kushner on hand to help with the expulsion of the Jews from Israel. I never thought I would live to see this day, Felis.

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