My sister is the one on the left. She went to the Martin Short show in KC...
$158 for 6th row center aisle seats.
$25 for the size 7X thong with $2 toy sandbag tied to the front..for thrust, when she threw it at her beloved Martin. ( I hope and pray he didn't get a restraining order.)
$1.79 for posterboard, $3.18 for the BadAss Black Sharpie.
Getting to say in words: "Quit begging, Martin, I'll marry you!" Priceless.