Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Take a Ride on the Taqiyyah Train
Hi keeds, since Ramadan, oh, sorry Hugh, the HOLY month of Ramadan will soon be upon us, (Mark yer calendars for September 1th to September 31th!) I thought I would offer up some lovely gift ideas for that special ass-holian taxi driver who might not be a 'dog' person. And of course, what wine to get, right?
Here are some of the toys the boys might like for Eid. And of course, we mustn't forget the girls!
Oh, I am so very sorry! You do not know what to get your favorite St. Paul taxi driver? Well, it is because you are an ignorant, filthy infidel, and as such, it behooves me, yes, really, really behooves me to educate you about the festivities.
And to help me do that is the Preacher of Peace, hisself, Siraj Wahhaj.
Understanding Islam, with the help of Madison Avenue, gentle subway riders!
And since The Holy Month of Ramadan™ is in full swing on the most depressing day of the year, September 11th, (wtf, right?) it would be such a nice distraction from all the pity parties that usually take place in the New York area on the 11th.
Here are some of the ads to look for on your Ramadan ride through New York, come September:
From Snapped Shot and TNOYF:
I like this one advertising the availability and plenitude of Jews in New York. You can never have enough Jews for your Ramadan needs.
I think this one in particular really hits the mark, understandingwise.
And the tots are all into the whole Batman, caped crusader thing...oops, did I say that, really?
I know I will be pigging out come September....I always pack on the pounds during the holidays.