Hat Tip to Evariste for turning me on to Sabra Hummus. It has been the only thing I want for lunch these days. It packs more joy and happiness on a toasted flat bread than fused chicken parts and cheap toys in a McDonald's Crappy Meal.
Some music for my Sabra Hummus Fest
Light, creamy, packed with protein, it's a well-blended marriage of tahini, garlic, lemon, with a li'l sump-sump special only the Sabranites know about, and aaaaaah... you simply become a willing addict and proselytizer of the food and the brand.
(Warning: if you click on the Sabra link, you will go directly to their website, be greeted by the sunny and dance motivating sounds of Greek music, and I won't be responsible for any money you happily part company with, either.)
So now it comes down to this: Who would find fault with Sabra and for what reason?
Just all the usual suspects.
From Elder of Ziyon:
Israel Haters Document Themselves Breaking Federal LawWell, it only gets more interesting from that point on. Face it. The Left, for all its bristling with umbragey angst, insanity and tolerance is anything but. Fortunately for us, that makes the unhinged and idle segment of our country all that more entertaining. Where would we be without Mrs. Rodham Clinton calling her detractors "The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"? Damn, I'd wish I'd thought of it first, because that is the best name for a group of people who conspire together and just happen to be vast AND right wing. I'm so joining, AND I will be the one who brings the Rice Krispies Treats for the next VRWC gathering. All the conspiring we'll get done!
Thursday, October 16th, 2008
San Francisco-based terrorist supporters have started a campaign to stick labels on foods on market shelves that they perceive as being Israeli.
As Dusty points out in the comments, this breaks a Federal law:
" Product Packaging Protection Act of 2002 - Amends the Federal criminal code to prohibit intentionally tampering with a consumer product that is sold in interstate or foreign commerce by knowingly placing or inserting any writing in the product or in its container before its sale to any consumer without the consent of the product manufacturer, retailer, or distributor. Defines "writing" as any form of representation or communication, including graphic or pictorial representations.
Subjects violators to a fine and imprisonment of up to one year, or up to three years for a second or subsequent violation."
Luckily, on Indybay they documented themselves breaking this law at a Safeway supermarket (and pretending that they were "random Jewish customers" with names like "Moshe Cohen.")
The commenters helpfully point out that small Arab markets in Berkeley also sell Israeli goods. h/t dusty
And here we are, ten years later, Rice Krispie treats in hand CONSPIRING! Thank you Samizdat Media! But let us continue with the Elder's absurdist subverters:
Ya Gotta Love the Left
Thursday, October 16th, 2008
This morning I posted about an article in a San Francisco Indymedia site about far-left rabid Israel haters proudly damaging consumer goods.
One commenter here mentioned that his comment at Indymedia was deleted, so I checked out what else was going on at that page.
Indymedia has a published policy of what sort of articles and comments it deletes (or "hides.") The policy is:
"SF Bay Area IMC is founded on the principle of open publishing. Reality dictates that the editorial collective will at times decide to hide posts and comments. This is not a decision that is taken lightly, however, and the editorial collective does its best refrain from hiding. Our vision for the function of the newswire, and the general framework in which all decisions to hide will be made, are as follows:
* The newswire is intended to be a community media resource, a space free from spam and abuse in general; and
* That space will not contribute to the oppression of traditionally oppressed and marginalized groups.
Members of the Editorial Collective are permitted to hide posts or comments as long as that person's decision is based on at least one of the following three points:
* The post or comment constitutes abuse of the newswire (see note below);
* The post or comment undermines the Principles of Unity of the SF Bay Area IMC; e.g., right-wing propaganda or hate speech; or
* The post or comment constitutes a spam attack (see below) on the newswire.
The editorial collective may remove copyrighted material on request of the copyright owner. At any time another Editorial Collective member may dispute the hiding of a post or comment, based on our Principles of Unity or this policy.
Comments, questions, and feedback regarding this policy are highly encouraged. Please write us at email@example.com."
Here are two comments that were made that Indymedia, that bastion of free speech, felt went over the line:
"Why I am posting a comment
Thursday Oct 16th, 2008 11:10 AM
I discovered your site when I visited Elderofziyon, where it was pointed out that whoever is putting these stickers on products is breaking Federal Law. I wanted to see for myself the kind of people who flout the laws of the country they live in and feel morally, ethically obliged to improve the behavior of people in other countries.
I discover that the people who call for support a boycott of hummus lack the integrity to boycott Israeli products like cell phone and computer technology or pharmaceuticals - presumably because it would inconvenience them.
And, when I returned to this site, I discovered that comments offering opposing opinions are soon deleted.
So I am writing to suggest you are a bunch of criminal hypocrites who cannot tolerate criticism, naively hoping that I will touch your conscience and you will let this comment stand."
"Boycott the racist, apartheid states of the Arab world!
by Yehudi Hazak
Thursday Oct 16th, 2008 11:11 AM
For the mother of all racism, xenophobia, sexism, and homophobia in the Middle East look at the "Arab" states many of which have large non-Arab minorities suffering under systematic discrimination and racist policies that keep them suppresed, such as the Kurds in Syria and Iraq, the Berbers in Morocco (where they actually outnumber Arabs) and Algeria, or the Assyrians in Iraq, or the black African and Christian southern Sudanese who suffered genocide at he hands of the the Arab Musims of northern Sudan over a horrific 20 year war that killed 2 million people. And where is indybay' conern about the genocide of non-arabs in Darfur? Oh, I forgot, taking the side of Arab nationalists in that one, too. And indybay's concern for the plight of LGBT in Arab and Muslim lands? Non-existent. Indybay's concern for gender equality, freedom of choice for women in the Arab and Muslim worlds? once again, non-existent.
You are all a bunch of moral hypocrites, obsessed about Israel, & willfully blind to the horrendous human rights disasters in the Arab and Muslim worlds, and as such your silence aids and abets the oppressors of the Middle East's non-Arab and non-Muslim minorities, women and LGBT.
BTW, you don't have to worry about the Jewish minorities in the Arab world: the Arab already ethnically cleansed 99% of the "their Jews" since 1948. Any concern by indybayers for this massive human rights crime? Likely not."
Both these comments were silently deleted.
So, which Indymedia rule did they break?
Does mentioning Arab bigotry against their minorities contribute to the oppression of a billion Arabs, whom Indymedia apparently feels is a "traditionally oppressed or marginalized group?"
Or is mentioning that gays are oppressed in Arab countries considered "right wing propaganda" or "hate speech"?"
Meanwhile, other articles at that site darkly hint at a conspiracy of a small number of manipulative evil Jews controlling America. But that's fine, because Indymedia doesn't consider the Jewish 0.2% of the world's population to be an oppressed minority - obviously Jews can walk freely in most places in the world without a problem, while a billion Muslims are huddled in fear, relying on their communist heroes to make the world a safer place for them.
As usual, those who scream the loudest about free speech are the ones who are in the forefront of quashing it.
UPDATE: One more comment posted and gone:
Both these comments were silently deleted.
"Putting your own labels on commercial packaged food is a crime...
Thursday Oct 16th, 2008 12:07 PM
Punishable by up to 3 yrs in prison. Enjoy!
But seriously, you bring up the 'don't let the evil Zionists distract you with their talk of other problems in the world!', but the truth is, the international 'left' is sick with a virus that has Jew-hatred at its core. Your obsessive focus on perceived injustice in Israel does definitely come at the expense of all the people who are suffering in other conflicts around the world. And on top of that, your understanding of the history of the conflict in the Middle East is hopelessly ignorant and filled with the evil lies that have been propagated by others before you.
But that's just my opinion, so carry on."
As usual, the good Elder shows far more class and wit than the Tolerance Pimps of the Human Rights Industrial Complex. Let us do all we can to battle the idiots of indymedia by rallying to the defense of Sabra. Please watch the following Public Service Announcement:
I know that if we come together in a vastish, right-wingy, conspiratorial way, we can end the war against Sabra by buying as much of their products as we can, and I'm betting I can make a savory Rice Krispie treat without the marshmallows that would be absolutely mahvelous with hummus or any of their other fine products. Buy Buy Buy!