Friday, November 7, 2008

Mirthful Analysis of our Demise

For all who are down in the dumps and fearful about the coming years ahead,

Iowahawk looks at things in his own special way.

Best line: "So for now, let's put politics aside and celebrate this historic milestone. In his famous speech at the Lincoln Memorial 45 years ago, Dr. King said "I have a dream that one day my children will live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." Let us now take pride that Tuesday we Americans proved that neither thing matters anymore."

And that ties nicely into this story

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."

And what would we do without video? Glorious schadenfreude!

Election Causes Obama Supporters to Realize Just How Empty Their Lives Are

Of course, irony-packed reality is much more satisfying.

Consider this spreading around of the wealth, guys!


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  3. And someone in my Republican group posted a blog about the end of white guilt. I loved it. Basically we can all stop feeling guilty now for being what since the black got what they wanted. So now there is no reason for anyone to say "the man is keeping us down" Hes one of them.


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