Sunday, January 18, 2009

OUAIS! Les French Are Les Toast!

Apologies to Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs. She gets a belated Hat Tip from moi.

Aaaaah! Let me just get this straight: The xenophobique Quebecoises, have legislated all kinds of idiotic language laws just to peess off les anglais... who for reasons unfathomable weesh to remain behind the maple syrup curtain, n'est-ce pas? While the President of Fwance, ouais, les fwancais, are in full Fwankish mode of pre-emptive surrendering la langue maternelle (which they have diligently tried to keep pure from Wretched Filthy English contamination) to their Mohammedan Overlords!


From The Brussels Journal:
Sarkozy: “Arabic Is the Language of the Future”
From the desk of Tiberge on Tue, 2008-10-14 11:14

The French government is strongly advocating the teaching of Arabic language and civilization in French schools. Not surprising, considering the number of Arabs and Muslims in France, and the unctuous deference with which they are treated by officials, beginning notably with Nicolas Sarkozy, who cannot praise enough the splendor of Arabic contributions to the world.

The French National Assembly was the scene of a meeting earlier this month of the first Conference on the Teaching of Arabic Language and Culture, attended by a variety of interested parties. There was much wearisome blather about the need for "dialogue."

In his message to the participants, French President Nicolas Sarkozy called Arabic the "language of the future, of science and of modernity," and expressed the hope that "more French people share in the language that expresses great civilizational and spiritual values."

"We must invest in the Arabic language (because) to teach it symbolizes a moment of exchange, of openness and of tolerance, (and it) brings with it one of the oldest and most prestigious civilizations of the world. It is in France that we have the greatest number of persons of Arabic and Muslim origin. Islam is the second religion of France," Sarkozy reminded his listeners.

He proceeded to enumerate the various "advances in terms of diversity," the increase in Muslim sections of cemeteries, the training of imams and chaplains and the appointments of ministers of diverse backgrounds.

"France is a friend of Arabic countries. We are not seeking a clash between the East and West," he affirmed, emphasizing the strong presence of Arab leaders at the founding summit of the Union for the Mediterranean, last July 13. "The Mediterranean is where our common hopes were founded. Our common sea is where the principal challenges come together: durable development, security, education and peace," added the French president.

Well, the French are going to have to learn some useful phrases in their new tongue: I propose the following:

"How does one say 'I surrender' in Arabic?"
"Please don't cut off my head, Monsieur!"
"Can't you see that I am already on my knees?"
"You want me to do WHAT?"
"I am not that kind of Frenchman, monsieur!"
"But I have a little sister."
"Since when did 16 become too old?"
"Him, that is my little brother. He is only 5!"
"Okay, okay, adieu, Jacques, go with the nice Musulman."

Bwahahahahaha! So riche is this tidbit of news that it requires a special dinner in honor of their boastful stupidite. So, tonight's haramfest is French Dip!



Here's a variation on the theme.

1 lb pastrami
1 can Campbell's Condensed French onion soup
4 slices of Swiss cheese
1 cup of ginger ale or beer
French bread or Pumpernickel
Bacon Dressing (It's optional, but really makes the sandwich!)

Mix the ginger ale or beer with the onion soup in a small pot and heat over medium heat.
Preheat a large skillet or sandwich griddle if using pumpernickel,
Pumpernickel: Spread bacon dressing on one side of eight slices of the bread. Place 1/4 lb of the pastrami on one side and top with cheese. place other piece of bread on top. Butter outside of sandwich and grill on medium low heat in a skillet or sandwich grill til cheese is melted. It is hard to tell with such a dark bread if you over cook it, so be careful and watch. Makes 4 sandwiches.
For French Bread:
Slice loaf lengthwise in half and butter. Season with garlic salt and pepper.
On one side place the entire amount of pastrami and top with cheese. Put both the top side and the meat and cheese side of the sandwich under the broiler and toast til browned and the cheese has melted. Put sandwich together and dip away in the onion soup.

I've had this sandwich both ways, and I prefer the pumpernickel with the bacon dressing.
It must be a Pretzelvania Dutch thing.
In the meantime, the kind folks at Weekly Standard have composed a spanking new national anthem for the feckless French. Au revoir, a dieu, alors!


And now, let us bid a fond farewell, midst the rising smoke and flames of a million burning Peugeots:

3 comments:

  1. Why am I not shocked, shocked to find that the French have succommed to the status if Dhimmis. Perhaps they are under the delusion that the Yanks will come to pull their chestnuts out of the fire. What we SHOULD be doing is re-interning the thousands of Yanks buried there. If I had a father or gandfather there, I certainly would not want his grave in a Caliphate.

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  2. It's the hypocrisy I so savor, Lynndeepoo. Most hypocrites are oblivious of their own hypocrisy. Fingerlicking funny. But tragic. Most threads that have spoken out about this want the Americans who have died in WWI and II uninterred and brought home. I couldn't agree more.

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