My kids are grown now. All I remember from when they were small; if the baby turns red in the water, it's to hot for your elbow.
Now THAT is funny. You should post that as an advice type of blog. I used to worry myself sick that I would forget them somewhere where there are ravenous wolves and deep snow, but they are all safely grown, now, and I will be a grandma in December.
Don't just sit there, say something!