Thursday, June 17, 2010

This Book only costs $19.95!*

From Iowahawk: Enter the Dragon

I might just buy this book, which is reasonably priced, really. Honestly, I don't think it's too much at all!

*(Please include check or money order for $19.95 plus $6.95 S+H, plus $23.95 National Health Care Coverage Tax, $18.95 VAT, plus $6.95 National Recovery Stimulus Service Fee. Lobbyist Residents of DC please add 18% reelection gratuity. Offer not valid in Red States.)
For only $19.95, you'll learn the 17 deadly katas of the CONG-FU fighting discipline -- including Hu-Yu, Flip Slap, Ah-Sol palm thrust, wrist grab rabid monkey style, and Nu-Gi -- along with step-by-step illustrations of Sensei Bob rendering attackers speechless. In this exclusive internet offer, we'll also include a free action-packed DVD!

Of course, my brother-in-law has an awesome ass-kicking program, too.

And you don't even have to be a person of congressional origin!


  1. Ethridge looks like he's on drugs...bad drugs. He acts more like a crack addict than a member of congress.

  2. Jewel9:31 AM

    I am of the opinion that it might be high time to boycott Congress, the President, their enforcement brigades and all their stupid edicts. Fie and pox upon them all.

  3. Yes, but if we ignored them they'd pass cap and trade!


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