Stolen from American Digest and going viral.
So it's a fake. I still want a cigarette.
Or maybe it isn't! I STILL wanna smoke.
Still, this one is real:
Schadenfreude tastes so very much like:
Cool, refreshing lemonade on a hot, summer's day.
Would you like a fresh sprig of mint with that cool, refreshing schadenfreude, Miss Julie?