Via China Confidential.
If the Fumbling Bumblers of Incompetence aren't worried, and the Department of Homeland Indifference isn't picking up when you call to let them know about a possible bomb threat, does anyone have a right to be surprised when the Ikhwan come a calling, looking for their 72 Sunmaid Raisin Babes? It is just a matter of time before the IED makes its debut here. And then the shahid won't have to kill himself for Allah Snackbar, now will he? Nope, he'll make his killing and get all the raisins his heart desires, because Allah Knows Best, that there aren't a hell of a lot of vineyards in Dar El Islam.
We had lovely, thick cut pork chops covered in gingered apples and golden raisins for dinner. With mashed potatoes and cider gravy and green beans. Completely haram, of course. But that's the point. We were satisfied with our infidel fare, not needing to go BOOM! in the train station or on a bus somewhere. What a sorry state to be in, that you are not permitted to enjoy the things of this life for the promise of....wait for it....the things of this life which you were forbidden to enjoy in this life!
Which is why Islam is a totally suckworthy religion. It makes no sense at all. As for the movie trailer...is it me, or did you notice that the narrator of this comical horror show sounds an awful lot like Invader Zim?