Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Food Porn Hotline Episode 5: She Delves Deeply



“Res Ipsa Lipitor!” cried Mme Scherzo, as she delved into the deep dish, foot high, banana and coconut cream pie. The proper thing to do would have been to dive heedlessly with the fork, but she wanted to slowly plumb the sweet and milky depths for every golden banana coin in that coconut cream sea on the tender and flaky shores of the pie crust, ‘neath that warm and toasty meringue sky.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous6:19 AM

    Please don't touch my pie like that. You're making it nervous.

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