Monday, March 12, 2012

Anonymous Declares War on Religion

Well, this is special, isn’t it? Seems to me that there has always been a war on religion. Would the brave godless warrior Richard Dawkins be willing to take on Allah and the sons of his prophet? I think not. Anonymous is gutless by the very virtue of being anonymous.
Really. Think about it. How good a thing is it that you submerge your own unique identity into a legion of nameless know-nothings, don a silly mask, and try to recreate a frickin’ MOVIE? REALLY?! Are you that cowardly? Or are you just stupid?
Let us just look fondly back at all the wars against religion and see how that’s turned out, shall we?
The French Revolution was a bloody war against religion. Now their country, once smugly ‘secular’  is now infested with very devoted, religious believers, who turn the streets of Paris and Nice and Marseilles every Friday into mosques. Way to go. Atheists 1, Religious 6 billion.
Let’s look at the Nazis’ war on Christendom and the Jews. It wasn’t good enough trying to remake the Church into the image of Der Fuhrer, and exterminate all the Jews in Europe. Oh noes, but look at Germany now. Oh, sorry. I meant to say, look at Turkey’s little brother now! Almost all grown up. And you Germans worked so hard to make clean, sanitary, well-lit, and efficient death camps. All you had to do is jettison those stupid Lutheran and Catholic beliefs willingly and stop reproducing, and voila! A nation who no longer has its religion. Atheists win big here. Until the True Believers of Allah have their way with them, and then I predict a lot of conversions.
Russia, perhaps more than any other nation outside of China, epitomizes the Glorious War by Scientific Atheism Against the Rot of Christendom.
Yeah, that turned out well for you. You seem to be running out of Russians in Russia these days. I hear you have to import North Koreans to staff your gulags.
And China. The makers of Instacities, populated by the ghosts of their aborted dead, can’t stop the Christian juggernaut. Oh they try, they try, but they can’t seem to convince their defiant and mentally deficient citizens that all this, this temporal existence is all there is, because, you know…if that’s All There Is

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