Longtime favorite.Of course, when the Solar Flare kills the internet, the hard-copy version is just what is called for! :o)
There's a really funny epithet to describe an ugly person from the French: "She's so ugly, she makes the wheels fall off a hearse." We have almost lost the art of hurling, wouldn't you say?I can almost imagine it now: Some spokesman gets up in a hastily called press conference and asks if Romney will apologize on behalf of his spokesman for saying "[Thine] horrid image doth unfix my hair."
Don't just sit there, say something!