Sunday, January 27, 2013

How To Delete Yourself From the Internet


A good place to start is with a Google search of your name to see if anything unsavory pops up. Remember that Google isn’t your enemy; it’s just the messenger. If you want to remove some embarrassing things you’ve said in a forum — or bad things that have been said about you somewhere — you need to get it removed from the original source.
Well, let’s just see what comes up for Mother Effingby, Jewel Atkins:

Jewel Atkins

Arrest Age : 28 Years Old
Gender : M
Current Age : 32 Years Old
Birth Date : 2-27-1980
Weight : 168 lbs
Eye Color : BRO
Height : 5’05”
Hair Color : BLK
Race : B
Birth Place : FL City : CRESTVIEW, FL
Occupation : INCARCERATED NONE
Charge 1
       STATUTE: MURD1000
       CHARGE: MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE (PREMEDITATED)
       NOTES: STATUS REVIEW HEARING **LIFE**OKALOOSA CI
Charge 2
       STATUTE: ROBB1001
       CHARGE: ROBBERY (FIREARM-LESS THAN $300)
       NOTES: J/BLACK 070908
Charge 3
       STATUTE: MURD1050
       CHARGE: ATTEMPTED MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE
       NOTES: STATUS REVIEW HEARING
Charge 4
       STATUTE: MURD1000
       CHARGE: MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE (PREMEDITATED)
       NOTES: J/BLACK 070908

Clearly, this may prove more difficult than I anticipated.

(Also posted at Mme Scherzo)